"I love your early work."
Biblical Studies Buff Gifts
Searching for a gift for the biblical studies enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and meaningful items designed to honor their dedication to scripture, theology, and biblical history. Perfect for their study room, office, or daily routine, these gifts blend humor with reverence, making them ideal for anyone passionate about biblical studies.
'It's the latest must have accessory.'
'Oh no! Burning Bushisms.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
Moses on the web
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.
'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'
'Yes, all at once!'
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'
"I've got writer's block."
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
"You call this a constitution?"
TSA Noah
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."
Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.
"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
"What? You broke number 3 already?"
Adam and Eve on a Talk Show
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
The World's Biggest Book Club
Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"
"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
'Can I download that as a PDF?'
10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.
"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"
"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."
Biblical Studies Buff Gifts Collection
Biblical Studies Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of biblical studies mugs—perfect for scholars and theologians who love a good laugh or a meaningful message with their morning coffee.
Biblical Studies Buff Pillows
Check out our biblical-themed pillows—comfortable and inspiring accessories to enhance their study space or relaxation corner.
Biblical Studies Buff Prints
Discover our biblical art prints—beautiful, thoughtful pieces to inspire and personalize any room dedicated to faith and learning.
Biblical Studies Buff T-Shirts
Browse our biblical studies t-shirts—ideal for theologians and students who want to wear their faith and knowledge with pride.