Bible Study Buff Gifts

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"The hyenas started it."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

TSA Noah

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Are we there yet?'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Bible Bloopers

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Look man, no wings!'