Bible Study Buff Pillows

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

TSA Noah

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Are we there yet?'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Look man, no wings!'

Bible Bloopers