Bible Buff Gifts

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'

'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'

Moses' Reading Glasses

''Commandments' is fine. But why not jazz it up and call them 'The top ten no-no's'?'

I'm afraid it's time for you to render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's,

"That's not what I said."

"Go forth and multiply"

"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"Now that you mention it, the Roman numerals do seem a little ominous."

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'Well, I don't know how you managed to mistake poison ivy for a fig leaf!'

"Sorry, I'm John the Lutheran. The guy you want lives out in the wilderness."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'I thought we were going to IMPROVISE!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

'It didn't work -- the Egyptians ate the frogs and locusts!'

'Is this your picture of the flight out of Egypt?'

'We'll need a supreme court or something to interpret these.'

'Alright, we'll invest in your project, Noah, assuming we can serve on the board.'

"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'Whoa! Who writes your stuff -- Mel Gibson?'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Adam, I have a bone to pick with you!'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Well, I'll show them to the Rules Committee....

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Noah on the Ark: Bugger.