Bible Story Buff Gifts

"Do we have time for this?"

"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

"Do you know where Noah kept the bees?" "In the ark hives?"

'Ask Jesus to stop multiplying bread and fishes...it's the plates what we need now.'

Moses was dyslexic. . .

Two cars going on Noah's Ark

Lot took a small piece of his wife as a keepsake, and because goat meat tended to be bland.

"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Auction 'Lot's wife'

Do whatever you want.

Goliath, the World's Biggest Philistine, at the Goth Art Gallery.

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

"Um...David, a word if we may."

Noah's Ark Paper Airplane

"Be my valentine...Be my valentine...Be my valentine..."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"A good paper, except that it's 'no room at the inn'..."

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

'Actually, you're the first to arrive.'

"So we left a little early...who's gonna notice?"

'The unicorns are gay!'

"I said to order me 300 CONCUBINES!"

"This place was a lot more fun before the dress code."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

High Lord

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

"Apple pie! Now why didn't I think of that?"

Untold Love Stories. The Pretzel and Lot's Wife. Do you believe in love at first sight?

"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"

"Come back when that thing on your asses clears up."

Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden