Biblical Storytelling Buff Gifts

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"They demanded their own private space? And you gave it to them?"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"The hyenas started it."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Bible Bloopers

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'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Even More Disciples'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"