Biblical Story Buffs Gifts

"To finance an ark that size I'll have to hold a telethon!"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Forbidden Vegetable

'Of course, at this point in history weather prediction is pure guess work.'

Garden of Eden - free apple.

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Jurassic Ark

Noah's Birthday Cruise

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"The hyenas started it."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Snake in the grass...

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle