Biblical Tale Buff Gifts

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

TSA Noah

'Are we there yet?'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Bible Bloopers

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

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'Look man, no wings!'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'Even More Disciples'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."