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"To finance an ark that size I'll have to hold a telethon!"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Forbidden Vegetable

'Of course, at this point in history weather prediction is pure guess work.'

Garden of Eden - free apple.

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Jurassic Ark

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Snake in the grass...

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Danger: Falling animals

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Game time.

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.