Biblical Storytelling Fan Gifts

"I've had David practice his long throws in training!"

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Sistine Selfie

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Regifts of the Magi

So … how did you two meet?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Joseph and his coat

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."