Biblical Tale Fan Gifts

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

"I had the weirdest dream."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Where is the new born American democratic president? I also wanted to bow down before him!"

"Welcome to the land of Nod, Cain."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Joseph and his coat

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'