Biblical Tale Fans Gifts

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Sistine Selfie

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Joseph and his coat

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'