Biblical Story Fans Gifts

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

"You'll like it on top of the Ark, nice view!"

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

A small pool of wise men this year

The First Take Your Child To Work Day.

'It's all three or none of us!'

WHy do you call yourself Apple Clothing?

Self raising Lazarus.

Moses as a boy scout.

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

So … how did you two meet?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'