Bible Stories Fan Gifts

'Everywhere that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now, I follow her son...'

Moses Gets A Part Time Job.

'Wouldn't you know it!'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'I can ask, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't do breast enhancements.'

Reconciling Science and Religion

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Sistine Selfie

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Joseph and his coat

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

So … how did you two meet?

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Moses' TV guide.