Bible Story Fan Gifts

"It was an accident."

'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'

'Give me a break - I've never done this before.'

'What?'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Wait a moment...I said a pair of dogs...not a pair of chihuahuas, a pair of poodles, a pair of beagles, a pair of...'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

"...and after they ate ten thousand calories of valentine candy, they were ashamed and covered themselves."

'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided that the old-time religion is good enough for us.'

"Forget it. We're not stopping again."

"I can't believe we got on the ark, Fred!"

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cake candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Promised Land Directory.

What really happened to the Virgin Mary.

Lobster Thermidore!

"Interesting - Eve just called 'shotgun.'"

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"I expect it's called paradise because there's no mother-in-law here."

Garden of Eden

"You're old enough to know now. . . he's not your real father."

In the Garden of Andy

Leaving Eden - Historic District

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

Moses as a Cat: Do Whatever You Want.

Adam, Eve and the first Garden Gnome

"No one mentioned anything about bringing a date!"

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

Moses Takes A Swim

Golden Calf

'He certainly gave you a big imagination Adam.'

"Plagues are old school - we're going to hit you with sanctions."