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"It was an accident."

'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'

'What?'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Wait a moment...I said a pair of dogs...not a pair of chihuahuas, a pair of poodles, a pair of beagles, a pair of...'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

"...and after they ate ten thousand calories of valentine candy, they were ashamed and covered themselves."

'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided that the old-time religion is good enough for us.'

"Forget it. We're not stopping again."

"I can't believe we got on the ark, Fred!"

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

What really happened to the Virgin Mary.

Lobster Thermidore!

"Interesting - Eve just called 'shotgun.'"

"I expect it's called paradise because there's no mother-in-law here."

Garden of Eden

"You're old enough to know now. . . he's not your real father."

In the Garden of Andy

Leaving Eden - Historic District

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

Adam, Eve and the first Garden Gnome

"No one mentioned anything about bringing a date!"

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

Moses Takes A Swim

Golden Calf

'He certainly gave you a big imagination Adam.'

"Plagues are old school - we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Goliath's fateful decision.

'Bad news. The unicorns are both male.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Did someone just mention the word hyaena?"

0 BC: Awkwardness in Bethlehem.

'You forgot the flea powder.'

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