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"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

"Oi! You two! Knock it off!"

maria!... Jezus has been playing with the bread again!

Sign warning of animals crossing near Noah's Ark.

Jesus was also an avid mountain-biker.

Susanna and the Elders

'My wife can never resist dessert'

The Exobus

Adam wears a marijuana leaf

'What do you expect, Methusela? Of course you're going to have senior moments.'

Would you Adam and Eve it?

Behind every three wise men there are three wise women.

'Adam, introduce me to your friend Ed. . . He's cute.'

"The carnivores want to know if there's a menu, or is it a smorgasbord?"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"

'I think Adam needs to take a break -- he just named something a 'tooki-tooki bird.''

'I'm afraid we're going to ask you to take a urine test, David'

'Now, let's hope it doesn't sink like that Martian ark did.'

'It's a message with an attachment.'

Joseph and Mary at the Inn.

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Sistine Selfie

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'