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Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Sistine Selfie

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

So … how did you two meet?

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."