Bible Story Fanatics Gifts

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Forbidden Vegetable

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."