Bible Story Fans Gifts

'It'll be alright, I've done this accommodation on arrival lark dozens of times.'

'Why do I keep getting two too many? Okay, everybody, let's do one more head count!'

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"We all chipped in together."

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

'Who was Noah's wife?'

Christmas Eve and Christmas Adam

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Sistine Selfie

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

So … how did you two meet?

Joseph and his coat

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'