Bible Story Fans Gifts

'It'll be alright, I've done this accommodation on arrival lark dozens of times.'

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"We all chipped in together."

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

'Who was Noah's wife?'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Joseph and his coat

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'