Biblical Tale Fans Prints

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Sistine Selfie

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Joseph and his coat

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

The Exobus

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.