Biblical Storytelling Enthusiast Gifts

'Bet you can't eat just one!'

'...then Noah, who was obviously not a gardener, took two aphids, two cutworms, and two Japanese beetles.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'