Biblical Narratives Fan Gifts

This should be good --- Adam just pulled his seniority on her.

Made in China

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Thomas Keneally

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Joseph and his coat

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

The Exobus

Self raising Lazarus.

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"