Biblical Narratives Fan Pillows

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"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Thomas Keneally

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Joseph and his coat

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Self raising Lazarus.

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"