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"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

"I hope he understands the damage he is doing to the image of landlords."

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

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"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Noah's ark, many lions

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"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

So … how did you two meet?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes