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John Bunyan

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Holy Bible

So … how did you two meet?

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'S**t!'

"I think I know why you've been so stuffed-up lately."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Meanwhile, back on the Ark... 'OK, who brought the woodpeckers?!'

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

'Have him do the snake trick again, Daddy!'

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

Economic Forecast

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

'Not bad, Moses, but the Red sea is blue, not red.'

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

Consumer Protection Act.

Why are direction signs always so bad?

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