Angelic Narratives Enthusiast Pillows

"Undocumented? You'll have to go straight to 'Limbo'."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

Heaven Has VIP

Death of the pope.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Devil Flushes on Angels

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'They were all out of wings.'

'You'll need a username and password to enter...'