Angelic Narratives Enthusiast Pillows

"Undocumented? You'll have to go straight to 'Limbo'."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Smashed harp...

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

Heaven Has VIP

Death of the pope.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

Some other sins you may enjoy.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

Devil Flushes on Angels

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

'They were all out of wings.'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'