Angelic Stories Fan Pillows

Devil Flushes on Angels

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Smashed harp...

Heaven Has VIP

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Death of the pope.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'