Angelic Anecdote Fan Pillows

'The halos are there to improve reception.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heaven Has VIP

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

Devil Flushes on Angels