Angelic Anecdote Lover Pillows

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"You received your rewards on earth."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."