Angelic Anecdote Lover Pillows

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Cat Heaven.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Death of the pope.