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Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"What's he doing here?"

Death of the pope.

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'I was an overachiever.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'They were all out of wings.'

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

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