Angelic Support Lover Pillows

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Arch of Triumph Save

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"What's he doing here?"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"I'm full of self loathing. This year I didn't even send myself a Valentine's Day card!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan