Angel Lover Pillows

That's just Bob. He won

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"And that's my guardian angel!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Snow Devil

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Look man, no wings!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Wash your hands

Angel Music

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."