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'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"And that's my guardian angel!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Snow Devil

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Look man, no wings!'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Angel Music

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Wash your hands

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.