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"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

"A misdemeanour? I can't remember her!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Spring Break!

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"You received your rewards on earth."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

Death of the pope.

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Faked his own death.'

"Crap."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

Devil Flushes on Angels

'I was an overachiever.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'