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"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

"A misdemeanour? I can't remember her!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Spring Break!

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"You received your rewards on earth."

Death of the pope.

'I was an overachiever.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Faked his own death.'

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Devil Flushes on Angels

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'