Angelic Stories Pillows

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Damn defibrillators.

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

Smashed harp...

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'The Christ Child'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Devil Flushes on Angels

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

"What do you mean 'Gluten-free'?"

Jesus as a child discovers one of His many peculiarities.

Angel watching Soul Train

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"