Angelic Lore Lover Pillows

"You spend your whole life trying to get to the Heavenly Kingdom, only to discover they already have a king."

'Oh dear, another fallen angel - blast this hole in the ozone layer.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Smashed harp...

Mermaids

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

Death of the pope.

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Our planet has run out of cocaine."

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'They were all out of wings.'

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

'Voyeur!'