Angelic Animal Lover Pillows

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

"Relax, boy. That’s just God."

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

Vegetarian Heaven

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cat box"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Swan Fairy Tales

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Fly Football

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.