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Hay-loes

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Halo Frisbee.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Cherub string quartets