Angelic Animals Aficionado Gifts

Hay-loes

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."