Angelic Animals Gifts

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Vegetarian Heaven

Death of the pope.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"