Angelic Animals Gifts

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Angel playing music

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Death of the pope.

Vegetarian Heaven

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'