Angelic Pet Owner Gifts

'I know you have been very good. But all that entitles you to is a 'walk'.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

Vegetarian Heaven

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Dog Heaven

Telepekingesis.

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Hay-loes

"You're my precious little boo!"

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

"Relax, boy. That’s just God."

"I was a very good boy!"

"Your cats are fine."

Dog Magic Tricks

Dog heaven

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

"To me, the biggest surprise was having to keep our shots up to date."

Dog heaven - Where angels fear to tread.

"A misdemeanour? I can't remember her!"

'Hi, Mrs. Moore! It's Dr. Hammerhorn! I just thought I'd call to see if Tippy's got hiccups again like he had yesterday at this hour!"