Angelic Animal Caretaker Gifts

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Rex the Dog.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Horse Clean-up

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

Hamlet.

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

Succeed.

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

'What do you mean on second thought you feel fine?'

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'