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An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Rex the Dog.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Horse Clean-up

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Succeed.

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Hamlet.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'What do you mean on second thought you feel fine?'

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"