Angelic Animal Admirer Gifts

"To me, the biggest surprise was having to keep our shots up to date."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

TSA Noah

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Too much concealer?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.