Fantastical Pet Owner Gifts

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Next!'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Pet Pony

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'Good book?'

Pet Owners' Date Night

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

When Pugs dream.

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'