Imaginative Pet Owner Gifts

Dog Magic Tricks

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Super Dog'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat king.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Good book?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

When Pugs dream.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'