Imaginative Pet Owner Gifts

Dog Magic Tricks

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Super Dog'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Cat king.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

When Pugs dream.