Creative Pet Owner Gifts

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Artists Cats

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're amazing!"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Art Pets

Cat Show - Sheds Most

His cheapest artist's model.

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

Cat scratches arcmchair but sees that other cat has done sophisticated graffiti.

A man and his dog

A self satisfied cat appears to know answers to all questions

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

'I taught him that being housebroken is not so bad.'

Dog Magic Tricks

Dog reading 'Guilt free bad dog' whilst smoking and drinking.

'And that's his evil twin brother'