Creative Canine Enthusiast Gifts

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Artists Cats

"You're amazing!"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Meet the Artist.

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Scrap-Booking

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"It's finally fur coat weather."

When Dachshunds dream.

Cocktails for dogs

A yellow dog

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

"Don’t even think about it!"

"Ladies and gentlemen. . . .this dog has been chosen to host the next flea olympics. Fleas from every country will compete, and record attendance is expected."

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs

"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."

Describe yourself.

'Look, I never said I was filthy rich. I said I was rolling in it.'

"We bought her to replace little Henry's spleen, but then we just sort of fell in love with her."

"Relax, princess. I'm fixed."

Dog Park Afternoon