Canine Creativity Fan Gifts

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

No littering...

Pet Entertainers

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"You're amazing!"

Dog Realtor

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Sit!'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Jerry Springer Spaniel

Derek's last selfie.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'Flossing?'